so this tomato is minding his own business, crossing the street in a crosswalk when he’s got the white ok-to-cross tomato cause he’s a pretty good guy and he follows the rules and stuff. then outta nowhere this cucumber comes careening around the corner and blasts through the crosswalk, almost squishing the tomato. tomato catches his breath and says holy moses, now that was almost a pickle!

Megaton: What is your plan, Prime?

suddenly-:

Tumblr staff just a little too festive about Saint Patrick’s Day tbh.

The day Suddenly- suddenly became tumblr famous. This is it, I feel it. Rebubble.

Anonymous said: hi ive really been wanting two tell you i have a crush on you! if u want to know who i am message me on kik! lolaespinosa7

Oh cool, I’ve been really wanting two talk two a crush, two.

magneto defends whoppers with an IRON fist. Yep.

magneto defends whoppers with an IRON fist. Yep.

That’s a damn fine looking cat.

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Share = you become their apprentice 

montereybayaquarium:

Want to watch sea otters live in the wild? SeaOtters.com just launched live streaming, every day of the year, from nearby Elkhorn Slough.
Go now: http://seaotters.com/live/
 (©Gerry Lemmo)

Yolo. you only livestream otters

montereybayaquarium:

Want to watch sea otters live in the wild? SeaOtters.com just launched live streaming, every day of the year, from nearby Elkhorn Slough.

Go now: http://seaotters.com/live/

 (©Gerry Lemmo)

Yolo. you only livestream otters

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